Rehab brat Zac Efron has just hosted what sounds like the world’s most boring birthday party at Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood.
The 26-year-old “star” – who bored the ass off generations of Americans in Disney’s High School Musical – was on his best behavior following a reported stint in rehab earlier this year for cocaine addiction (the only thing that made him interesting).
Birthday boy Zac was accompanied by his little bro Dylan, 21, and according to insiders at the celeb venue, Zac kept away from all temptations such as girls and booze.
According to a pal, Zac is said to be “healthy, happy and not drinking.”
Curiously, Zac was later spotted driving away with the three of the fingers on his right hand wrapped in bandages.
Newspapers speculated that Zac hurt his hands while playing with his balls during a golf day at the driving range with his father David.
Or maybe now that poor Zac can no longer do drink and drugs he’s got nothing better to do but beat his meat all day, hence the blisters on his fingers …
What a jerk-off, eh Ginger?