Try not to strain your groin with excitement, but Taylor ‘boyfriend repellent’ Swift is set to join TV’s hottest talent show, The Voice. FilmOn.com viewers are already moist with excitement.
The 24 year old hottie may be as boring as a pair of old socks, but that hasn’t stopped NBC gifting her with a huge contract to show off her ‘talents’ to the nation.
Swift will reportedly join the show as an ‘advisor’. Hopefully she’ll not be advising anyone on relationships, personality or fashion choices.
The blonde bombshell will be teaming up with the other artist sellouts pretending that a talent show has anything to do with music – Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Gwen Stefani and Pharrell Williams. Everyone has a price.
It seems that Swift will perform the same role that Coldplay’s Chris Martin performed last year, assisting contestants across all four teams. Otherwise known as the blind leading the blind.
“Taylor was an absolute pleasure to work with,” a clearly drunk source told US Weekly of Swift’s contribution to The Voice. “She had great feedback for all the contestants. She made for an amazing mentor.”
Blah blah blah.
Swift lines up alongside other new advisors – Stevie Wonder, Gavin Rossdale, Little Big Town and Alicia Keys.
If your heart can take the excitement, the next season of The Voice kicks off on Sept. 22. Cancel everything that day and lie in front of your TV naked.
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