Charlie ‘one flap short of a vajayjay’ Sheen is back where he belongs – wreaking havoc through Hollywood, playing the King of Crazy. Boy, we’ve missed him.
Only days after Sheen’s little ‘dental episode’ – the LAPD are investigating after he reportedly lashed out at a clinic technician who accused him of going after her boss during his treatment – the actor has now penned a little message to his accuser.
Big C writes:
“Hey cholesterol pants: Maybe you should have taken the crack you so brazenly and ignorantly accused me of being on, and sold it! Now that you’re a jobless washout and a traitor, you’re gonna need the extra dough … lick those food stamps, you desperate troll. C.”
Such gentlemanly words brings to mind great poets of the past, Vanilla Ice would be proud.
The dental technician fell victim to standard Sheen lunacy when Uncle Charlie came in for some work on his choppers. In an extraordinary report, TMZ details:
‘Charlie allegedly attacked her last week while he sat in a dental chair. She claims his security guard told the dentist Charlie was high on rock cocaine and says Charlie went after the dentist with a knife.’
Even by Sheen standards, this is solid gold madness. Although, if everyone attacked their dentist with a knife then the white coated buggers might think twice before sticking needles into us all the time.
For once, Sheen might actually be in the right this time. It would appear that the dental technician might just be looking for her moment in the spotlight – the actual dentist denies her tale and fired her because she revealed that Charlie had visited, which violates HIPAA. Plus, as TMZ points out, it makes little sense that Charlie’s security dude would decide to say that Sheen was high on rock cocaine.
It’s good to see you back making fun headlines Uncle Charlie, we’ve missed you tickling our Clam.
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