JUST how fucking dumb is Lady Gaga? According to reports in Europe, the loony singer caused a scene at Berlin airport when she tried to check her pet pooch onto a British Airways flight.
Gaga, 28, was apparently left fuming when airline officials refused to let her bring a scrawny-looking mutt called Fozzie on board a plane bound for the UK.
Grovelling BA staff pointed out that dogs are only permitted to travel if they are checked into the hold by prior arrangement. A member of Gaga’s pathetic entourage of ass-kissers was forced to stay behind with the dog while the relevant paperwork was sorted out.
A source reveals: “Lady Gaga doesn’t go anywhere without that dog so she didn’t want to fly without him. But she was told that rules are rules and dogs were not permitted on a BA flight unless they were in the hold and it was all pre-organized.
“So one of the staff got on a flight an hour later with Fozzie. She clearly didn’t want to leave him on his own.
“There was a bit of a scene at the airport, before eventually things calmed down and they found a solution.”
Meanwhile Gaga did everybody a favor recently when she went out in public with a giant furry bag covering up the whole of her ugly face. Thank fuck.