Following the success of the poorly written trilogy, Fifty Shades of Bullshit, it was revealed some time ago that the clever heads in Hollywood would turn the paper-porn in to a proper porn (it might not feature on YouPorn and stream live from Eastern Europe but that’s just a minor detail).
However Ginger, now begs the big question, who will play the male lead, Christian Grey?
With actor Charlie Hunnam having dropped out earlier this month, auditions are already in full swing to find the next million dollar porn star to act beside unimpressive Dakota Johnson.
While talking to E! about his choice to leave the coveted role, Charlie said that he had family affairs that he needed to tend to: “When I wrap the show (Sons of Anarchy), I am going to go England and see my people and then I have a film that I’m doing with Guillermo (he means Guillermo del Toro – but first name basis, impressive!). So I’m going to go and do that and concentrate on the final season of Sons.”
Colin Farrell allegedly laughed off rumours that he would be playing the role of 27-year old Christian Grey. And we laugh too – with Colin’s nearly 40 rehabbed years under his belt, it would take much more than basic acting skills and make-up to be convincing.
So who’ll pick up the slack and play the part some actors are shunning? Who has the balls to show his balls in a multi-million dollar production?
Come on guys – someone needs to take one for the team and pretend to enjoy fucking Dakota on screen!