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    Hit me Britney one more time

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    Our favourite trainwreck, Britney ‘saggy’ Spears, is enjoying more currazzzy mayhem in her messy lovelife. FilmOn.com viewers have been on the edge of their seats as TMZ rolls out the latest developments – Shitney’s boyfriend was caught on video making out with another girl a few weeks ago and now there is a new twist. […]

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    Chris Brown caught up in gun battle

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    Lots of people want to give bad-boy pop douche Chris Brown a kick in the ass, but last night somebody went one step too far. Gunshots were fired at Brown and rap mogul Suge Knight at the 1OAK nightclub in West Hollywood at around 1:30 AM Sunday. Brown escaped uninjured, but Knight was rushed to […]

  • Comments Off on Miley’s clam gets her kicked out of country 201575

    Miley’s clam gets her kicked out of country

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    Ginger Clam f’ing loves Miley’s clam, it appears seemingly everywhere and it is always causing mischief. This time the fishy little bugger has really got her owner in bother – she’s been banned from performing in an entire country. However, Miley’s spicy little clam shouldn’t get too distraught – the country in question is only […]

  • Comments Off on Bieber and Gomez ‘couple up’ in church 109779

    Bieber and Gomez ‘couple up’ in church

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    FilmOn.com viewers have been soaking in some sensational news today, courtesy of TMZ: Former lovers, Justin ‘bald balls’ Bieber and Selena ‘my moustache is bigger than his’ Gomez, have been spotted back together… in church!! After the fights, police rumbles, car chases, drink, drugs and tattoo scandals, Bieber has turned to the two remaining individuals […]

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    The Beckhams thump the Kardashians

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    The Beckhams, who are so boring that their piss can be medically prescribed as a sleeping aid, have given a good ole thumping to the Kardashians – in a poll to find out the ‘world’s coolest family’. The British survey has revealed that nearly twice as many people voted for the Beckhams than the Kardashians. […]

  • Comments Off on Explosive – Rita Ora and Calvin Harris in secret feud 171166

    Explosive – Rita Ora and Calvin Harris in secret feud

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    FilmOn ‘Gossip TV’ viewers have been excitedly following the latest electric arguments between former lovers Rita ‘more cock than KFC’ Ora and Calvin ‘taller than a giraffe’ Harris. The Daily Mail first broke the story that the ‘amicable’ split was actually a sham. Ora was forced to pull out of her exclusive performance at Sunday’s […]

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    Engagement ring drama – Lohan NOT getting hitched

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    Every red-blooded (well, blind) man can breathe a huge sigh of relief today – Lindsay ‘adorable trainwreck’ Lohan is still on the market! Rumours exploded when the star was snapped wearing a tasty looking diamond on her engagement finger, but it has been confirmed that the placement was just an attention-grabbing stunt. It’s not the […]

  • Comments Off on Jay Z and Beyoncé ‘sleeping apart’ 200927

    Jay Z and Beyoncé ‘sleeping apart’

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    FilmOn.com viewers have been excitedly following new developments in the cracks in the Jay-Z and Beyoncé love juggernaut. The most famous couple in the world look increasingly headed for splitsville amid reports that their joint On The Run world tour is in danger of collapsing because of personal issues. Gossip shows have been expanding on […]

  • Comments Off on Sandra Bullock hits 50! 202371

    Sandra Bullock hits 50!

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    Prepare for some freaky news: Sandra ‘don’t call me bollocks’ Bullock turns 50 today!! How did that happen?! Sexy and old as shit – we like it! We’ve no idea how the old bird is celebrating her big day – it probably involves taking her wheelchair down to the store, buying some incontinence pads, going […]

  • Comments Off on Alicia and Pharrell combine for boring bollocks 140994

    Alicia and Pharrell combine for boring bollocks

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    Ginger Clam hasn’t been this excited since she caught Justin Bieber trying to lick her salty bits. The world’s most boring singer, Alicia ‘wake me up when it’s over’ Keys, is set to join The Voice. Yipee doddle do. The wanky NBC singing show clearly felt last season’s snoozefest wasnt quite boring enough – it […]

  • Comments Off on Kanye and Kim blow half a million bucks on baby double 202289

    Kanye and Kim blow half a million bucks on baby double

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    Just when it looked like supercouple Kim and Kanye had run out of ideas for stupid ass s**t to spend their money on… they go and up their game once again. Grazia magazine reports that ‘Kimye’ have paid $500,000 to hire a ‘body double’ of their daughter, North. The celeb pair were reportedly so worried […]

  • Comments Off on Harry gets horny with ex 201400

    Harry gets horny with ex

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    Ginger Clam brings some excellent news – not pleasing because 1D’s Harry ‘twat hair’ Styles is getting some vajayjay action – but great because it will piss off his ex, Kendall ‘flamingo legs’ Kardashian. Harry has been partying hard in London this week and reports reach Clam HQ that stupid-haired Harry has been rekindling love […]

  • Comments Off on One Direction drama – Styles looks for exit 110437

    One Direction drama – Styles looks for exit

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    Harry ‘all hair no talent’ Styles has quivered the hymens of a billion young fans amid rumours that he is about to split from One Direction. Odds on the teeny weener leaving the band exploded on the back of British newspaper reports stating that he had set up his own independent company and was planning […]

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