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    Sheen cancels marriage to porn star

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    There’s no point buying the cow when you can get the milk for free. Or can watch it being milked by other dudes on DVD. Ole Charlie boy has finally shown some sense and decided that marrying porn stars is a step too far, even by his own extraordinary standards. Earlier this year, Ginger Clam […]

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    Naked Mylie hits the net

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    Hot little minx Miley ‘camel toe world champ’ Cyrus does not like missing out on media attention. As other stars have fallen victim to iPhone hacking and leaked raunchy pics, Cyrus has watched the world’s focus wander from Miley world. So, time for some nude snaps to hit the net… The controversial star surprised nobody […]

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    Bieber escapes phone theft charge

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    Clam’s fave little prepubescent winklepicker, Justin ‘my moustache is a caterpillar’ Bieber, has done something strange – he’s been cleared of any wrongdoing! Yipee! FilmOn.com viewers were frothy with excitement over recent TMZ reports that Bieber had been investigated for ‘attempted battery, attempted theft and attempted robbery’, connected to an incident in an LA restaurant. […]

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    Martin helps Lawrence through hacking trauma

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    We always knew that Chris ‘more boring than potatoes’ Martin was a true gent and now the plank of wood is proving it. As the rest of Hollywood giggles at the endless stream of leaked nudey pics from Jennifer Lawrence’s iPhone, the Coldplay star is providing unyielding support and a big shoulder of strength for […]

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    Sheen sinks his teeth in

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    Charlie ‘one flap short of a vajayjay’ Sheen is back where he belongs – wreaking havoc through Hollywood, playing the King of Crazy. Boy, we’ve missed him. Only days after Sheen’s little ‘dental episode’ – the LAPD are investigating after he reportedly lashed out at a clinic technician who accused him of going after her […]

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    Kim and Kanye humiliated by Paris fashionistas

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    Oh dear, it seems that Kimye just keep yanking people’s chains these days. The latest unfortunate incident for the couple has come in Paris during Fashion Week. The event is currently lighting up the city, but Kimye’s attempts to hijack any media attention are working for all the wrong reasons. During the Lanvin catwalk show, […]

  • Comments Off on Stars flood Venice as Clooney finally succumbs to wedlock 200057

    Stars flood Venice as Clooney finally succumbs to wedlock

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    Gondolas are overflowing with celebs in Venice today as Amal ‘my surname sounds like a contraceptive’ Alamuddin prepares to achieve the impossible: getting George ‘never banged anyone older than himself’ Clooney down the aisle. Good luck gal! Clooney’s feet are no doubt currently colder than Hilary Clinton’s heart. Many of the world’s hottest babes have […]

  • Comments Off on Hollywood panics! Hackers humiliate more stars 200425

    Hollywood panics! Hackers humiliate more stars

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    Oh Lordy, we haven’t been this horny since Oprah mistook Ginger Clam for a taco and wrapped her lips around our bits. A barrage of new stolen celebrity content has hit the net and it is as hot as Britney’s crotch during a Memphis heatwave. Kim and Kanye are the highest profile victims of the […]

  • Comments Off on Rob Kardashian in crazy baby drama 201216

    Rob Kardashian in crazy baby drama

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    FilmOn.com viewers have been stunned with the latest news from TMZ – Rob Kardashian has been PRETENDING to have a secret baby. This is premier league crazy ass behaviour and we damn well salute it. Not even Lindsay ‘more crackers than Christmas’ has ever invented a baby. Yet. Kardashian sent the press into a frenzy […]

  • Comments Off on Iggy getting jiggy – legal battle to stop star’s sex tape release 202065

    Iggy getting jiggy – legal battle to stop star’s sex tape release

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    Oh Lordy, Ginger Clam hasn’t been this excited since Britney’s beaver winked at us in Wal-Mart. It seems Iggy Azalea has a spicy hot sex tape and it is set to be unleashed on the world. FilmOn.com viewers have been enjoying all the latest updates on TMZ – it appears that the music star is […]

  • Comments Off on Shocked disabled fans face wrath of Kanye 202586

    Shocked disabled fans face wrath of Kanye

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    Kanye ‘nuttier than a squirrel’s nut sack’ West took his trademark loony behaviour to strange new depths on Friday night. Concert goers in Sydney, Australia, were stunned when the star started shouting instructions at people from the stage – demanding that two disabled fans stand up and dance, despite the fact that they were in […]

  • Comments Off on Kim and Kanye stoke sex tape rumours 200618

    Kim and Kanye stoke sex tape rumours

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    Kim ‘take a picture of my arse’ Kardashian has got Ginger Clam all hot and bothered by suggesting that she and Kanye ’empty vessels make most noise’ West have a secret sex tape. Kardashian hinted at a sequel to her infamous 2007 sex tape during an interview at the British GQ Men of the Year […]

  • Comments Off on Fans fear Bieber on path to destruction 108567

    Fans fear Bieber on path to destruction

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    Heartbroken fans of Justin ‘small like bonzai’ Bieber fear the little ferret is on a mission of self-destruction. Bieber’s huge fanbase have followed every step of the tiny mischief maker’s increasingly wayward path. Now, they fear the end is nigh. Forums have been flooded with anguished ‘Beliebers’ losing faith in their pre-pubescent cutie pie. The […]

  • Comments Off on Taylor joins The Voice 126886

    Taylor joins The Voice

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    Try not to strain your groin with excitement, but Taylor ‘boyfriend repellent’ Swift is set to join TV’s hottest talent show, The Voice. FilmOn.com viewers are already moist with excitement. The 24 year old hottie may be as boring as a pair of old socks, but that hasn’t stopped NBC gifting her with a huge […]

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